笑話／腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)轉(zhuǎn)

Foolish Questions

A man,full of excitement,phoned the fire department,“Fire! Fire!”

“Where is it?”

“My house!”

“I mean the location of the fire.”

“My kitchen!”

“Yes, but how can we get to your place?”

“Youve got a fire engine,havent you?”

愚蠢的問題

一個(gè)人情緒激動(dòng)地打電話給消防隊(duì)：“救火！救火！”

“在哪兒？”

“我家！”

“我問著火地點(diǎn)?！?/p>

“廚房！”

“好吧，我們?cè)鯓硬拍艿侥隳莾?？?/p>

“你們有消防車，對(duì)吧？”

Perfect

“Professor,”said the old graduate at the class reunion,“now that Ive made a lot of money,I want to do something for the dear old school.Lets see now,in what studies did I excel?”

“As I remember,sir,in my class you slept most of the time.”

“Fine! Good suggestion! Ill build a dormitory!”

好極了

“教授，”同學(xué)聚會(huì)時(shí)老畢業(yè)生說道，“既然我賺了不少錢，我想為可愛的母校做點(diǎn)事情。讓我想想，當(dāng)時(shí)我在哪門課程里比較出色？”

“我記得，先生，在我的課上你大部分時(shí)間是睡覺來著?！?/p>

“好！好建議！我就蓋個(gè)宿舍樓吧！”

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice all live in the same house. Bob and Carol go out to a movie, and when they return, Alice is lying dead on the floor in a puddle of water and glass. It is obvious that Ted killed her but Ted is not prosecuted or severely punished. Why?

Answer:

Alice is a goldfish; Ted is a cat. (Or a dog, since the fishs body is still there rather than eaten.)

Bob，Carol，Ted和Alice都住在同一個(gè)房間。Bob和Carol出去看電影了，當(dāng)他們回來后發(fā)現(xiàn)，Alice已經(jīng)躺在地上的一攤水和碎玻璃上死了。很明顯是Ted殺死了她，但是Ted沒有被起訴，也沒有受到嚴(yán)厲的懲罰！為什么？