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After the father saw the son's school report card， he concluded: \"I believe at least one point: you didn't cheat in the exam， since you got such a low grade.\" The son answered: \"It's not because I don't want to cheat. But I failed to do so.\"父親看完兒子的成績單后說：“有一點我可以相信——看你這么低的成績，就知道你考試沒有作弊。”兒子答道：“不是沒有作弊，是作弊沒有成功。”

I was delighted because you were joyful; I was anxious because you were thin and weak; I was emaciated because you were ill; I laughed because you got strong; I earned money because I sold... what a good hog! 我快樂因為你快樂；我愁了因為你瘦了；我瘦了因為你病了；我笑了因為你壯了；我有錢了因為把你賣了……好豬！