噴飯短信園

\"Why dose your baldness get serious day by day?\"

\"Because I always have something to worry about.\"

\"Then what are you concerned of?\"

\"I lose my hair every day.\"

“你的頭發怎么一天比一天少？”

“因為我天天都有憂慮的事。”

“你每天都憂慮什么呢？”

“我的頭發一天比一天少！”

A leader was carrying an inspection in a psychosis hospital and all the patients but one cheerfully gave him a salute.So the leaser asked:\"Why didn't he greet me?\" The president answered: \"I am sorry， his mind returns normal today.\"領導正在視察精神病院，病人都歡呼致意，只有一個病人不理不睬。領導：“他為什么不對我打招呼？”院長：“抱歉，他今天精神很正常。”

The hen was full of tears in her eyes; the cock was ablaze with anger and said: \"How many times should I tell you: this ring was set by the researcher at the Aves studying section. It isn't a wedding ring. I haven't got married yet!\"雌鳥淚流滿面，雄鳥怒氣沖天地說：“我跟你講了多少遍了，這個指環是鳥類研究站的人給我套上的。不是結婚戒指。我還沒結婚！”