浪費還是節約?等

Father: Oh， Jack， you have slept away the whole morning. Don’t you know you are wasting time?

Jack: Yes， Dad. But I’ve saved you a meal， haven’t I?

父親: 噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

杰克: 但是我給你省了一頓飯，不是嗎?

Ivan came home with a bloody nose.

Mother: What happened?

Ivan: A kid bit me.

Mother: Can you recognize him if you saw him again?

Ivan: I’d know him any where. I have his ear in my pocket.

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。

媽媽: 發生了什么事?

伊凡: 一個男孩咬了我一口。

媽媽: 再見到他你能認出來嗎?

伊凡: 他走到哪里我都能認出他。他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。