Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don’t you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I’ve saved you a meal, haven’t I?
父親: 噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?
杰克: 但是我給你省了一頓飯,不是嗎?
Ivan came home with a bloody nose.
Mother: What happened?
Ivan: A kid bit me.
Mother: Can you recognize him if you saw him again?
Ivan: I’d know him any where. I have his ear in my pocket.
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。
媽媽: 發生了什么事?
伊凡: 一個男孩咬了我一口。
媽媽: 再見到他你能認出來嗎?
伊凡: 他走到哪里我都能認出他。他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。