Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”?
Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher: Then where is the “egg”?
Student: In the cake, sir.
老師: 你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學生: 可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師: “雞蛋”在哪?
學生: 在蛋糕里,先生。
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
牙醫: 請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。
病人: 我知道,可是你正踩著我的腳呀!