Jokes

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A Girls Wish

On the way home after watching a ballet performance， the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

小女孩的愿望

在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那么她們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

A Thank-you Note

Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched， revealing the numbers. “Thank you very much for your help，” the note read. “As a gift， I bought you some lottery tickets， but its sorry you didnt win.”

一封感謝信

有一次，我收到一封感謝信，是一個我曾幫助過的朋友寄來的。信封內有五張彩票，都被刮過了，露出了數字。“非常感謝您的幫助，”信上寫道，“作為禮物，我給您買了些彩票，但是真遺憾，您沒中獎。”

Im Glad

A teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. “Now， children”， she said， “Has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？”

“Please， teacher”， said a small boy， “Ive made someone glad yesterday.”

“Well done. Who was that？”

“My granny.”

“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.”

“Please， teacher， I went to see her yesterday， and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her， ‘Granny， Im going home， and she said， ‘Well， Im glad！”

我很高興

一位老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在，孩子們”，她說，“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？”

“我，老師”，一個小男孩說，“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

“做得好，是誰呢？”

“我奶奶。”

“好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。她說：‘啊，我很高興！”

My Sisters Fingers

Teacher： Kevin， why are you late this time？

Kevin： Please sir， I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher： I dont see any bandages.

Kevin： Oh， they werent my fingers！I told my little sister to hold the nail.

我妹妹的手指頭

老師：凱文，這次你怎么又遲到了？

凱文：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。

老師：怎么沒有扎繃帶呀？

凱文：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫我的小妹妹扶著釘子的。