Teacher: If Shakespeare is still alive, would he become a great person? Student: Yes, he sure is. Any way, we couldn't find anyone living to over 400 years old in this world.
教師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他是否會成為一個很了不起的人物?學生:是的,他肯定會,無論如何世界上還找不到活400多歲的人。
Plaintiff: Two years ago someone said I was rhinoceros. I want to suit him! Judge: Why do you suit him two years later? Plaintiff: I just got to know what rhinoceros looks like yesterday.
原告:有人兩年前說我是犀牛。我要告他!法官:你怎么現在才起訴呢?原告:我昨天才知道犀牛是什么樣子的。
These days, friends are truly not trustable. Last month one of my bosom friends borrowed 4 000 dollars from me to have a plastic operation. Now I don't know who he is.
這年頭朋友真是不可信了!上個月我的一個哥們兒向我借了4 000塊錢,說要去做整形手術,結果現在完全不知道他變成什么樣了。
◆編輯:Cola