趣味英語

Sign Language

世界真奇妙，標語也搞笑

Traffic slogans:

兩則交通宣傳標語：

Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be…

如果你的孩子不夠大就別讓他開車，否則他就可能再也長不大了……

If you want to stay married， divorce speed.

想和愛人牽手，就和超速分手！

A US Marine Corps slogan for Anti-Terrorism:

一條最經典的反恐標語：

It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

寬恕恐怖主義分子是上帝的責任，安排他們和上帝見面則是我們的責任。

An advertisement in a restaurant:

一家飯店門口的廣告：

Please come in to eat or both of us will starve.

進來吃飯吧，否則我們都要挨餓。

A French training school in Germany:

德國一法語培訓學校招生：

If you don't like the course， you can tell us to give your money back. But remember to tell us in French.

如果你聽了一課之后不喜歡這門課程，你可以要求退回你的學費，但必須用法語說。

A warning on the fence of a forbidden area:

一處禁地圍墻上的警示：

No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again.

嚴禁擅闖！違者將被射殺；幸存者將被再次射殺。

To visitors at the crocodiles' pond:

動物園里鱷魚池旁的游客須知：

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to receive them.

向鱷魚丟東西的人將被要求把東西取回。