幽默放送

誰最懶

父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？

湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？

湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

Who Is the Laziest?

Father: Well， Tom， I asked to your teacher today， and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know， father.

Father: Oh， yes， you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing， who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom: Our teacher， father.

我又不認識那個女人！

一對在公園散步的夫婦注意到坐在長凳上的那對年輕男女正在熱烈地接吻。

“為什么你不能那樣做呢？”妻子說。

“親愛的，”她丈夫回答，“我又不認識那個女人！”

I Don't Even Know That Woman!

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench， passionately kissing.

\"Why don't you do that?\" said the wife.

\"Honey，\" replied her husband， \"I don't even know that woman!\"

我只把扣眼兒給縫上了

丈夫：你給我把扣子縫好了嗎，親愛的？

妻子：沒有，親愛的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼兒給縫上了。

Just Sew the Buttonhole

Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt， darling?

Wife: No， dear. I couldn't find the button， so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

真的還是假的

一天一個年輕的商人問他女朋友：“親愛的，如果我破產了你還會嫁給我嗎？”

“當然會。”女孩堅定的回答。

“你是說真的嗎？”他問道。

“這正是我想問你的問題。”女孩說。

True or False

One day a young businessman asked his girl friend， \"Dear， will you marry me if I am bankrupt?\"

\"Of course， I will.\" the girl said firmly.

\"Do you mean what you say?\" the man asked.

\"That's what I want to ask you.\" the girl said.

腦筋急轉彎

1. 哪種牛不吃草？

2. 什么東西越用越有錢？（答案在本期找）

腦筋急轉彎答案：

1.Snail

2.Receiver