《夏洛特煩惱》：燃燒吧，我的青春

Goodbye Mr. Loser：Burn in Flames， My Youth

X ia Luo： Qiu Y a was the most beaut if ul girl in our school； but I was more famous than her. I was the school joker.

A Classmate： Xia Luo， where have you been this years？ You always miss our class reunion every year. Do you have any difficulties？ Even if we cannot help， we can laugh it away.

X ia Luo： Ma Dongmei always eats sunflower seeds in class. It disturbs my studies.

Mr. Wang： Disturb what？ Y our scores couldn’t get any lower.

Xia Luo’s mother： Xia Luo doesn’t know his father at all. As soon as X ia Luo was born， his father disappeared.

Yuan Huan： Don’t worry. I have to let him become overconfident before I destroy him.

Mr. Wang： Read it， so everyone will see how bitchy the second biggest dumbass in our class is.

Da Chun： Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho.

Mr. Wang： You are shameless①. Being the biggest dumbass， makes you proud？

Qiu Ya： Actually I kinda like you. Being old and ugly doesn’t matter for a man. The most important thing is to have talent.

Xia Luo： The sunflower is such a happy flower. It always faces the sun. Sunshine， so romantic.

Ma Dongmei： Not really. The best thing about sunflower is the edible② seeds.

夏洛：秋雅是我們學校著名的校花；而我更出名，我是全校著名的笑話。

同學：夏洛，這幾年你死哪去了？年年同學聚會你都不來，你真有什么難處給我們大家說，大家就算幫不上你，還不能樂呵樂呵？

夏洛：馬冬梅上課老嗑瓜子，影響我成績。

老師：就你這成績還能受影響？你的成績還有下降空間嗎？

夏洛媽媽：夏洛這個孩子命苦啊，一出生爸爸就“夏洛”不明了。

袁華：放心吧，讓一個人毀滅之前，必須先讓其膨脹！

王老師：念，讓我們的同學聽一聽，咱們班排名第二的大傻子是如何犯賤的！

大春：呵呵呵呵。

王老師：你還有臉笑啊？排第一你驕傲啊？

秋雅：其實我還挺欣賞你的，男人又老又丑沒關系，重要的是有才華。

夏洛：向日葵這寓意好，它象征著永遠朝著太陽，陽光，浪漫！

馬冬梅：不是，主要是能吃。