幽默小故事

1. The Art of Cry

When Mrs. Smith entered Bell’s room， she found that he was binding up his finger.

“What’s the matter with you， my boy?” She asked.

“It’s all because of that sharp knife.” Belli answered.

“But I didn’t hear you cry.”

“Oh， I thought you were not in just now.”

哭的藝術(shù)

當(dāng)史密斯夫人進(jìn)入貝利的房間時，發(fā)現(xiàn)他在包扎手指。

“怎么啦，孩子？”她問道。

“全都是因?yàn)槟前训短h利?！必惱卮鸬?。

“可我怎么沒有聽到你哭呢？”

“呃，剛才我還以為你不在家呢！”

2. Well-mannered

“My new horse is very well-mannered.”

“That’s nice.”

“Yes， isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!”

非常有禮貌

“我新買的馬非常有禮貌。”

“那真好?！?/p>

“是的。每次我們跨越障礙時，他就停下來讓我先過去?！?/p>

3. It’s Not That

“May I borrow your recorder player tonight?” A man asked his neighbor.

“Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?”

“No，” He answered. “Tonight I want to have some peace.”

不是那樣的

“今晚我可以借用一下你的錄音機(jī)嗎？”一個男人問他的鄰居。

“當(dāng)然可以。你要聽音樂嗎？”

“不，”他回答?！敖裢砦蚁氚察o一下?！?/p>

4. One Hundred Percent

Patient: Doctor， please tell me the truth.

What are my chances of recovery?

Doctor: Just one hundred percent!Statistics show that only nine out of ten who suffer the desease will die. And nine of my patients have already died of it; you are the tenth!

百分之百

病人：醫(yī)生，請跟我說實(shí)話。我有可能康復(fù)嗎？

醫(yī)生：百分之百沒問題！數(shù)據(jù)顯示，得這種病的，10個只有9個會死?，F(xiàn)在我的病人已經(jīng)有9個得這種病死了；你是第10個。